Gotta be honest, I was a little disappointed about the lack of content as of late, especially considering all the virtual cabbage I've been sending your way, but in hindsight I realize that I was over reacting, and overusing commas. The invitation still stands (pretty sure this is the first time I'm bringing this up) for free beers and barbecue (brisket? pork shoulder? Your choice.) and turkey with dressing and candy and Christmas cookies and tacos and tequila (Cadillac margaritas all around if necessary) and fireworks and egg hunts and, if need be, sweetheart candy love letters on a rain covered wet picnic table. I'm your dude. Dogs and small children like me. Please don't take this the wrong way. I just told Eminem that we should be together so I'm not interested in a relationship. Sincerely, Goodballa.
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